Most Unwanted List

Met Éireann have released the names of a notorious gang who have caused destruction whilst washing the away joy from many a weekend.

Most recent culprits:
Abigail, Barney, Clodagh
Desmond, Eva, Frank & Gertrude.

Still out there… Weather warnings indicate many included on the list below could cause potential flooding and certain dampening of spirits..

The following have promised to attack our shores…
Henry, Imogen
Jake, Katie, Lawrence, Mary
Nigel, Orla, Phil, Rhonda
Steve,Tegan, Vernon & Wendy.

If you recognise any of those included on the list do not attempt to approach them. Umbrellas are useless against them. Light your fires, turn on the heating and ensure bin lids are safely secured. No one likes to hear them speaking to each other.

Stay indoors.

An Peann

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